Kevin Martin (@imkm) 's Twitter Profile
Kevin Martin

@imkm

oh the irony!

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Yo, getting caught cheating once wasn’t enough Houston Astros Jesus H Christ on a popsicle stick, y’all are unbelievable. I’ve heard of leaning into it but y’all take the cake!

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This whole “the system is rigged, I won blah blah blah” is so exhausting. Can’t help but think it’s because we give trophies to everyone this day and age regardless of talent, ability or actually winning, proud to be from a generation that got NOTHING when we lost!!

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99% of all air travelers are either dicks or idiots, yea, I said it and if you’re offended you’re in the 99%.

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Hey CA DMV y’all are literally the WORST MOST UNORGANIZED FEDERAL AGENCY ON THE ENTIRE PLANET AND PRETTY SURE THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!! It’s 2023 get your S*** together, a complete disgrace.

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Whomever is giving out drivers licenses in the city of Los Angeles like they’re free food samples, go fuck yourself

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Hey Alaska Airlines why have we been sitting on the tarmac at Burbank Airport for 25 minutes?!? What the hell? Flight 1168, what the actual F?!?

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Well, once again the Democratic Party has screwed those of us that believe in #democracy and the democratic process over, well done assholes, hope you’re all proud of yourselves.