do not lose your job trying to be funny on the internet

Found out CG keeps a list of my likes and dislikes in his notes app so now I know he's actively trolling me when he gives me stuff I hate

New apple watch ad is wild

This is wrong. Soup is round.

Just saw a first grade class sign that said 'Class of '37' and now I need to lie down

I burst out laughing

It looks like someone wearing a Simon Cowell mask who can't see through it that well

Happy National Daughters Day to me

I didn’t think I'd have to get out of my car

Finally came clean to my parents that Columbus Day was never a school holiday. I just wanted to stay home.

me when my friends post one of the unapproved pictures

A girl I haven't talked to since the 8th grade requested to follow me on Instagram and then DM'd me asking what I've been up to... What have I been up to since 8th grade?!!

I can't tonight. I'm too busy watching people on tiktok crash out because their viral Trader Joe's mini totes stained their labubus

Happy Boss's Day to me