I don't think anyone other than Macklemore ever doubted his sexuality. We accept you however you are, Macky. HashbrownsLoveAndTolerance

The Halloween Podcast is up! I listened to it again and I'm glad I'm wearing a baby costume today, diaper and all. tinyurl.com/lk8d8q4

I think our podcast opened a portal to hell! My neighborhood is flooded with tiny versions of scary things right now. DANNY, HELP!!!

Oh great! Now my neighborhood is full of a bunch of sexy versions of things. My wife is gonna take away my window privileges.

Someone in a Kevin Smith costume just left a flaming bag of poop on my doorstep. His laugh sounded a lot like Danny's. Spooky.

My wife was right. I ate too much candy. My tummy hurts.

Having trouble falling asleep. And NO, it doesn't have anything to do with watching Ghost Dad earlier tonight.

Thank you to whoever left toilet paper at my house last night. You didn't have to unroll it in my trees, but thanks anyway.

Ugh! Candy hangover.

So we supposedly gained an hour. But my wife still only allows me 1 hour of iPad privileges. What gives?!?

If we stopped calling them calories, and started calling them death bits, people would be skinnier.

Found a dollar today! Good news, no poop! But, it's asking me where's George been? How the heck am I supposed to know?!

Podcast Pimpout from episode #132: That American Life (aka @ThatAmerLife)! If you aren't listening, you should be!

Been time traveling a lot lately. Think I have a time rash

Don't waste any TIME and check out the new episode and our new website thatamericanlife.com

It's almost time to listen to me drone on about online shopping.

@joshlwulf Thanks for the input, and for listening in the past. Hopefully you'll stick with us.

@joshlwulf I'm glad you liked it and I think you'll find the new episode to fit the original format a little closer.

Thank you, parents of @zapp645 for doing dirty stuff a bunch so that they could be born!