Where’s the cue ball going?

Get a better paid job, get a second job, wear an extra jumper, eat for 30p, swim in shit, live with Covid, don't call an ambulance, live without fresh fruit and veg, stop buying lattes and Netflix, live with your parents, stop talking down Britain, stop ruining Brexit and shut up

Arrived at my hotel in Madrid to find pictures of my wife, baby and dog in frames around the room. Is this…

The results are in! The conclusion…CREEPY AS FUCK

Tried to order some ice cream last night at a burger place. They only had ‘milk flavour’. Is this a thing?

We've only just found out it's Monday for fucks sake! #Bottom #BankHolidayMonday #RikMayall #AdeEdmondson

My website’s had a lick of paint. Av a butchers….. christhatcher.co.uk

Chris Thatcher is back in HargraveHallN19 to work with the cast of Phoebe’s Green Christmas! ♻️ Stayed tuned as the team heads to the studio for filming 👀 #christmasiscoming🎄 #puppetry #christmas2023 #send #sendinstagram #sendservices #sendschools #sendbloggersuk

The best comedy scene of all time. Hands down

Hello all, As most of you know my best mate Mike Scott passed away last year of a sudden heart attack. In his memory i want to raise money for The British Heart Foundation.  I’ve decided to take on a 3 day coastal walk in Cornwall. More info here: gofund.me/9f10fe27

gofund.me/3d011491

2 years on we are still counting our lucky stars ✨

This post is worth reading. Please share. Someone’s life could be saved

Did an Ad #Apple #AllSystemsPro

Finally...

Winning tonight means that bit more because it was *him* lifting the trophy. The guy who signed that contract the summer we couldn’t attract a manager, the guy who has represented our club with class & brilliance for a *decade*. The legend who stayed.

🚨We've teamed up with PixelPrintDesign to giveaway a print of Brennan Johnson’s Europa League winning goal in Bilbao 🏆 To enter: 🙌 Follow PixelPrintDesign and Hotspur Lane 🏆 and 🔁 repost this Winner announced on Sunday after conclusion of Tottenham versus Brighton 📅

This is what it’s about. Whether you’re a football fan or not. It’s about bringing people together. Bringing families together. For those people that supported this football family and are no longer with us. This is for you. Alf Parkes, this one’s for you grandad x

#LevyOut

I love being a dad