Yesterday I was talking shit in a comp game and this girl on my team called me “a Mr”, like it was a slur. Thats a new one. Rather like it actually

Great news for all the girls out there who want to know what they'd look like w/ bangs but don't have any friends who hate them enough to encourage them to go for it

German Cola Kid (2020)

How to be a cybercriminal step by step guide - Download Minecraft - Play hardcore factions - Download telegram - Fast forward a few years - 100M in the exodus wallet For more guides like this please make sure to like and follow and share with your friends!

this is how i look at the flight attendant so she knows im awake and want a treat

>wake up >pop addy and a zyn >open macbook >open cursor >"center this div" >pick up phone >watch 16 hours of short form content

The World’s Most Retired Man

Niggas born in 2000 ain’t making old nigga jokes no more lmaoooo they feel 30 creepin

Objectify your husband. He craves it. I like to smack mine on the ass and let him know I’m only with him for his good looks.

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Oh this nigga skedaddling

She ghosting u but she goblin me. Happy Halloween my dear tricksters

95% of sales volume was what

back in my day this is what a vape meant

Imagine ur watching Mr Robot and mid scene he just starts talking about how your personal data is at risk and how NordVPN can protect you. So stoked for the future of unskippable cutscenes in shows. I wonder what they would try to advertise in shows like game of thrones

Truly demoralizing feeling when you think you’ve found a genius solution for some problem, then you run your mouth on it a bit early and you have to eat your words when it doesn’t work at all. Humbles you real quick

once this pandemic ends i’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real

An important PSA this holiday season