You do realize how firefighters being unable to extricate a victim is a bad thing, right?

mixing cocaine in my lipgloss so when he kisses me he thinks I’m god

“i know a spot” takes u into my arms under a soft blanket

My Mum and Dad died when I was in my early twenties, so I only ever really got to see them in 'parent' mode. I recently found some old footage of them having drunken fun times with their mates, and it's made me feel really nice inside.

THE F1 ACCOUNT PUT A TIMING ON THE LIZARD 😭😭😭😭

Ohh to be kissed with lips that just ate you out >>>>

It is always more beautiful and affirming when a woman gets to present how she wants especially when it’s masculine. She looks stunning, comfortable, and is styled to her personal liking & preference.

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I've finally moved out!!!😭can't wait to bore my friends with the "unakuja kwangu lini nikupikie chapati" phrase .

i'll remove myself before i allow anger to consume me. i like to love. i like to be happy. so if i gotta distance myself to keep things that way, i will.

This looks like an ending of a movie where a cat goes to a crazyy adventure and goes back home to his human like nothing happened

they asked us to leave :/

Please date inside your intellectual bracket so as to avoid too many explanations.

You guys remember the youth pastor i was f*cking that got married?? This guy named his son after me. I don't know whether to laugh or be mad.😅

Crying in a matatu is truly a unique experience. It starts with those rebellious tears that you swear you can control. Then comes that lump in your throat, like your body is plotting to embarrass you in public. Before you know it, you're full-on ugly crying while Nairobi traffic

Oloni asked when women realized they hated their boyfriends and the response is basically women clocking their boyfriends hating them 😭

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