How does one simply come up with a first tweet without making an absolute fool of themselves?

That was a legit question, because I have no idea how to do so.

I need to make some friends on here. Someone DM me?

Don't know if you're happy, or complaining.

Love the acoustic version of WDYM.

2016's like a month away and i still think 2008 was like 2 years ago

Fader.