Me: how much does it costs to borrow a thousand books a year from the library? Small boy: $500? Smaller girl: $1,000! Me: It’s free! Six hundred kids in the hall gasp, then cheer.

My daughter's school has dress up week. Monday is... Wear Red if you are taken. Wear Green if you are single. Wear Yellow if it is complicated. She is in middle school. Totally inappropriate. Welcome to Louisiana.

On Friday we opened our new Arts Reading Room. 🎨🎭🎞️🎶 Come watch videos from our collection at a viewing station. You could choose some Accadacca just like Minister for Creative Industries, @MartinFoleyMP and John Wylie AM, President, Library Board of Victoria. #ACDC ⚡️

Monday morning comute: Man sprays deoderant on arm pits in a full carriage. Thank the Goddess for a short week.

This is why I am a librarian. Palaces for the people: why libraries are more than just books theguardian.com/cities/2018/se…

I’d only sit in the freezing cold for @melbournefringe 👏🏼 Bravo Chloe and Oliver on Surface Area. Simon Abrahams #dance #contemporarydance

Two @melbournefringe shows in one evening! More dance with Stephanie Lakes amazing work Colossus. Superb! #dance #contemporarydance

A beautiful my pavilion this year! Congratulations Sam and the team. Great crowd at the opening tonight.

Could Senate now pl accidentally vote - to rescue + provide care for children detained on Nauru - endorse Paris agreement, NEG + provide renewables investment incentives - for any one of 100s of sensible measures to benefit all Australians in equitable + non discriminatory ways

Congratulations spooky spice on winning Readings Prize for new Australian fiction! Love the new Readings Shop State Library Vic #ReadingsPrize #ozlit #shortstories

Grounded: battle of the arts. My Sunday night filled with slam poets and dancers competing against each other Darebin Arts Centre #arts #dance #slampoetry #music

I just saw the MOST AMAZING performance of Hip Hop. Blew my tiny mind. The arts are in safe hands. Grounded Darebin Arts Centre

This commercial was banned from TV for being too political. I think everyone should see it x

How to Vote for the Victorian Legislative Council abc.net.au/news/2018-11-1… via ABC News

Scott Morrison said school kids wouldn't learn anything from protesting. These students disagreed.

Kids across the country are protesting climate change inaction - defying our PM. But here are all the reasons we should be supporting them. Thanks to Jean Hinchliffe for her hard work and passion! With kids like this, the future looks pretty great. #TheProjectTV

Opening of Clement Meadmore potterunimelb Congratulations Jeromie and Dean! Incredible exhibition. We loved having you as our Creative Fellows library_vic… instagram.com/p/BqzHSv2l_SGv…

Opening of Clement Meadmore @potterunimelb Congratulations Jeromie and Dean! Incredible exhibition. We loved having you as our Creative Fellows @library_vic #clementmeadmore #creativefellowship

Simply exquisite The Orbweavers Had to run for the train and had your song swirling in my head as we went through Spotswood. Bravissimo! 👏🏼 @ The SUBSTATION instagram.com/p/BqzUy5Glg4-F…

It’s official, we’ve partnered with Melbourne Writers Festival to become the heart of Australia’s favourite literary festival. See you at the Library for #MWF19 blogs.slv.vic.gov.au/news/melbourne…