Kwenda kwa mganga kunaeza zima nyota si kuleta nyota 🚮😂

8 billion women in the whole world and you decide to settle with one?

A black one with a huge head🥵

'Nimeenda kuishi karibu na mahali pa kazi, siwezi afford fare daily under the new Epra fuel prices'

Kupeana mixed signals should be illegal or sth.

Mgeni siku ya kwanza akaribishwe, ya pili afukuzwe. Hii economy ya Ruto hairuhusu so much generosity.

As much as mambo na Tutam hatutaki,united opposition ni ufala.Sahi option ni Maraga tuh.

After kasongo nataka mkuje mnisaidie kudeal na huyu caretaker

They never lied to you, you were told what you wanted to hear🫴🏾

Naurumia sex workers maze yani puuhssy inatwangwa daily kama drums za wakorino na wase different na una Vumilia tu

Watu wako na spiro na other electric motorcycles sai wanaskia fity

me naona tuingie streets ju iyo ndo language gava inaelewa

Kuna fala anasema juu hana gari hawezi kuwa affected na new fuel prices.

crush have some courtesy hii ni saa ngapi unanicall sasa kwani hujui niko aluta 🤌🏾

tukiwa highschool hakuna mtu alikua kutu kama Lab technician Huyo madam tulimthobotha kama mara kumi ivi tukiwa form 3

You blamed your parents for being poor; Now it’s your turn……let’s see how easy it is

'Umesikia bei ya petroli?...hizo nyanya unauza labda ubebe na mgongo'

mkienda ka threesome your male colleague amepigisha huyo dem nduru inabidi uingie kama umechuna huyo dem haga ndo atleast point za nduru zikuwe usiaibike 🤣🤣

What's next guys, after mafuta wameongeza bei , mm mwenyewe imenipita nikiwa shagz sijui nitarudi aje 😄