ZERO defensive stats when comparing defensive midfielders okay man 😭🙏

this is literally that one burger from Spongebob that almost killed the health inspector

Just hired this younger guy named Trevor. Showed up to paint one of my units wearing Heelys. He was done by lunch. Now I’m getting my whole crew Heelys as mandatory uniform. Still charging for a full day though…

“Who drops out of the squad when everyone’s fit”

Genie : you have 3 wishes Me : I wish I was always right Genie : ok, you have 2 more wishes Me : no I have 3

How did Merino get to the age of 29 before he discovered he’s a world class CF. Like how did no one in his career notice he could strike the ball so well before Arteta

What kind of player leads the line and bags two away in the UCL then slots into midfield to see out the game. Uncle Mikel Merino, you are not everyone’s favourite, but in the squad you are priceless.

Pépé please start scoring goals man theres so much PR waiting

Two teams have won four of four Champions League games so far: Arsenal and Bayern Next matchday: Arsenal vs. Bayern 🍿

Can we also say Gyökeres has more clean sheets than Micky Mouse?

posted for saftey purposes.. this may save someones life one day 🙏🏾

I’d rather win this game 1-0 than win 5-1. This clean sheet stuff has corrupted my mind. I’m sorry

“My striker grew up watching Benzema tapes”

Old enough to know this would happen

Dan Burn finesse shot header? Fairs man

MICHAEL - in theaters April 24, 2026 #MichaelMovie

🚨BREAKING: Gabriel Jesus is back in full first-team training.