@TeenDisneyGeek just don't try to write a check with them.

Not sure what next step could be 4 Tony Hayward after yacht race, except maybe he could dress up like guy from Monopoly http://j.mp/bdDuwu

Ugh, grass fire at firewoorks display.

I joined The Creative Finder. thecreativefinder.com

It disturbs me that an Essential Ernest collection exists: http://bit.ly/aFPYIX

A few small Hallowe'en thoughts from a few years ago, from the New York Times: http://nyti.ms/aydNtx

VZ Pre Plus: Your device is not able to support the new features of webOS 2. AT&T - no. Sprint - no. Now VZ - no. What WILL get WebOS 2?

Instead of breaking my site more, break Twitter instead. RT this and I’ll let you know when we’re back selling. #MayhemSale

Loudness, this one goes to 11. #it's loud

Pretty sure my brain is vibrating#itsreallyloud

I think that last note passed totally through my head #itsreallyloud

I think this guitarist is pretty decent, but #itsreallyloud

That would be pretty butts, but very 90s Hair Bot #itsreallyloud

Oh my GOD the sympathetic frequencies! My brain is going to be jelly! #itsreallyloud

Yo #mouthness

I just picked Clover to win the PEDIGREE Cutest Puppy Challenge. Pick your favorite! fox.com/CutestPuppy #PuppyClover

NY's LABOR LAW protects construction wrks by forcing company to use "common sense" safety practices on worksites #SCAFFOLDSAFETYLAW NYS Trial Lawyers

Porky Park #RuinABookInOneLetter

Gone With the Wine #RuinABookInOneLetter