FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I AM NOT LITTLE. AND I'M NOT A CUDDLER OH MY GOD. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D GO OUT AND SLANDER ME LIKE THIS. WE'RE SKIPPING THE GRANDMAS AND PAS WHAT THE FUCK, DEV.

NO. I'M NOT ITTY. OR BITTY. I'M BITTER. LIKE THE COFFEE I DRINK AT THE EARLY HOURS TO REMIND MYSELF THAT ABOVE ALL MY BODY HAS NOT FAILED ME YET. BESIDES. YOU'D LAND ON YOUR FEET, I'M SURE OF IT. BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST AN OSTENTATIOUS AND ABSOLUTE FUCKING DARLING OF A PURRBEASTBOY.

OH MY GOD FUCK YOU YOU'RE LIKE THREE INCHES TALLER THAN ME. I'M SORRY I CAN'T BE THE GIANT WOMEN OF TROLLS OR BE A CUDDLER, DEV. NOT AT ALL, YOU'D HAVE BETTER LUCK TRYING TO GET A REGURGITATED PILE OF STOMACH ACID TO BE MORE CUDDLY THAN ME. ALSO. I SAID WHAT I SAID.

I HATE THIS. THE FOOT LETTUCE GUY. WHO THE FUCK IS THE FOOT LETTUCE GUY. DON'T GO "... BRO" ON ME YET. WHAT IS IT. WHAT ARE YOU SILENTLY JUDGING ME FOR.

I LIKE HOW YOU SAY THAT AS THOUGH I'M SUPPOSED TO JUMP TO ATTENTION LIKE A TRAINED SOLDIER AND IMMEDIATELY UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION YOU PRESENTED TO ME. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, DEV. YOU DON'T GET TO SUDDENLY PLAY COY AFTER SAYING I LIKE OLD PEOPLE.

GOODBYE. ENJOY YOUR TRIP TO IRRELEVANCY.

IT BRINGS ABSOLUTELY NO JOY WHEN YOU SUBMISSIVELY TAKE THE BANISHING. YOU'RE LIKE A BUG THAT ROLLS UP WHEN IN ANY CONSIDERABLE DANGER. EASY PREY FOR THE PICKING. NEVERMIND. FORGET I SAID THAT, NOW.

WE HAVE TWO DIFFERENT KINDS OF POINTS BEING MADE HERE, YOU DEMENTED BAG OF SENTIENT COSMIC WASTE. PLEASE, UTTER THE POINT YOU THINK I'M SPELLING OUT SO SIMPLY AND THAT YOU'RE SO GROSSLY MISREADING.

YOU EASILY TAKING IT DIDN'T BRING JOY. SO I STOPPED AND SHUT MY GOD DAMN TRAP OVER THE BANISHMENT. QUICKER THAN IT COULD BE EVEN ACKNOWLEDGED PROPERLY. BESIDES, I TREAT EVERYONE LIKE THIS. DON'T TAKE IT PERSONAL, NITRAM.

DOES *ANYONE* ACTUALLY READ THIS JUST CURIOUS

I'D LIKE TO EAT A ROCK AND FEEL EVERY EXCRUCIATING SECOND OF IT DIGESTING EASIER THAN YOUR FICTITIOUS CONUNDRUMS. YOU'D HAVE SUCCESSFULLY BROKEN ME AND I'D BE HAPPY TO JAB MY FUCKING NOISE RECEPTORS FULL OF MY THUMBS TO MAKE IT FUCKING STOP GOG PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME

I WANT TO RESORT TO EXTREMELY VIOLENT TENDENCIES RIGHT NOW.

I'LL BEGRUDGINGLY TRUST YOUR ADVICE. YOU'RE ABOUT AS ANCIENT AS THEY COME. HERE, HAVE A DRY LAUGH TO ACCOMPANY IT. HA.

SNOW FUCKING SUCKS.

GUMMY SHARKS ARE NOT SEASONAL. WHY ELSE WOULD THEY PERSIST IN THEIR INCANDESCENT PACKAGING WITHIN THE VARIOUS SUGAR SHOPS LOCATED IN THIS HELLHOLE? I WILL REMEMBER THIS.

YOU ARE A CRUEL, CRUEL MAN DEV. I HAPPEN TO ENJOY GUMMY SHARKS EQUALLY AND SWEEP-ROUND. ER... YEAR, ROUND MAKES MORE SENSE I GUESS. THIS IS SO NEEDLESSLY DILUTED WITH SENTIMENT, GOD. WOULD YOU TREAT THE IKEA SHARK LIKE THIS?