I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing. 😂

You think they deliberately got the wrong one? Sometimes i mistake a whole lot of the things we use in the house when i solo shop because my sister does it more. It makes me a shitty person?

There's something about the Nigerian psyche that makes us very comfortable with casual cruelty. Look at the amount of laughing emojis.

i still think about this every day

As a +234 resident , owning your home is always a sound economic decision - no amount for high falutin nonsense from Lagos Residents ( who have some of the worst housing issues in Africa ) will change it .

“Business school won’t teach you this” & it’s the most basic lesson from an introductory Accounting or Strategy class.

A senator in Nigeria earns more in 1 month than a teacher will earn in 30 years. And we still ask why our schools are broken?

a guy just scored from 25 yards and the commentator is saying “this is all about the assist” for a basic layoff 😭 Grealish redemption narrative is crazy

I don't think Sesko needs to be eased in. I've not seen anything from how we play that he needs time to learn. Infact, being unfamiliar with our style might be a good thing at this point.

"System managers" one of the worst things to happen to this sport. Fuck you mean your manager only has one tactic that he doesn't change no matter how bad the results are? 💀 That's not a manager that's a one dimensional motivational speaker Absurd that this is even a thing

Amorim watches the game like he's not responsible for what's going on the pitch, he watches like a fan

Do you know how insane it is that dude was 16th in the league at the time he lost a final to the worst Spurs team of all time and had the balls to say he will not change a single thing? 😂😂 Then went on to pick a fight with a kid and used him to cover his mess up.

I’ve lived in the UK for almost 5 years and I’ve never seen a convoy before. Not even a police convoy. In Nigeria, the First Lady, an office that should not exist, moved around in a 100 vehicle convoy. An underdeveloped country.

Some interesting stats I picked up... Erik Ten Hag reached 8 wins in his first 13 league games. Ruben Amorim (28 games) is yet to reach 8 wins. If Amorim continues this trajectory, we'll get a bit less than 9 league wins a year.

E de muzz me how a public office holder as tiny as a technical assistant who has served for 4 years or less goes home with a severance package bigger than a civil servant who’s worked for 35yrs. Injustice de for this country fa. You need to see the way retirees and pensioners

This stupid system is killing my players Amad - winger turned Wingback Mbuemo - winger turned 10 Mainoo - on the bench cause there’s no space for him Bruno- Attacking midfielder in the pivot 4 of our best players out of position

If you aren’t confident about beating a newly promoted side at home, as Manchester United, then welp.

Win % after first 29 games in Premier League Sir Alex - 37.9% Klopp - 41.4% Arteta - 41.4% Sam Allardyce - 33.8% ETH - 65.5% Jesse Marsch - 27.6% Scott Parker - 24.1% Alan Pardew - 44.8% Steve Bruce - 27.6% Gus Hiddink - 70% Tim Sherwood - 44.8% Nigel Adkins - 31% Andre

If you don't learn to save when you earn 300k-500k, you won't suddenly learn it when you earn N1m. ₦500k monthly puts you in the top 5% earners in Nigeria.

Stick with the Prem proven route, it should have been Thomas Frank but now he’s not there you go for Iraola or maybe even Glasner