Already mentally preparing myself for the “Ben Johnson really wanted the Cowboys job, but Jerry Jones says he liked what Deion brought to the table” tweet

1,000%

This might be the best use of this meme template.

Embarrassing. Utterly embarrassing.

Celtics turnover immediately out of a timeout, Clippers layup, Celtics timeout, and then the Celtics are unable to even get a shot off on the last possession. It does not get worse

Unsurprisingly, Don Robbs and Jim Leahey were the two people I most enjoyed spending time with while I was anchoring sports at Hawaii News Now — they both made such a difference in my life, and I'll always be grateful. Sending love to Scott Robbs and his entire ʻohana today.

The Cowboys are an unserious franchise with an unserious ownership group that clearly and objectively cares more about making money than winning football games — this is an awful decision that will alienate the fan base even further.

The Cowboys are hiring a yes-man who received literally no interest from any NFL team with a coaching vacancy as their next head coach. Awesome!

Anyone who has ever worked in the news industry knows that 10 p.m. EST on a Friday evening is the best possible time to release news of the absolute worst possible variety. Jerry knows, too!

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but… I would’ve even preferred Deion to this.

CLEARLY NOT

I can’t stress enough just how poorly the Cowboys handled every moment of the offseason so far — the McCarthy thing, the coaching search, the selection. An embarrassing night to be a Cowboys fan.

But Jason Witten is!

TATUM

Championship aura

OH MY GOD

Holy hell

Luka Doncic (moronic trade) also reportedly OUT tonight against Boston

Belt to ass