[bank account that literally has all my money]: password can be “boobies” for seven straight years, we don’t care [regional parking app I will use one time]: we require 10-factor authentication, password must contain nine Sumerian symbols and a couplet in Iambic pentameter

👉Fool me once, shame on you 🐑Fool me twice, shame on ewe

Oh man, if this it what it looks (Okta got popped)… Blue Team everywhere is gonna be crazy busy.

If your bro was abusing his dog, you would say something, right? So how come it’s none of your business if he’s abusing his girlfriend?

REMINDER: As Wayne LaPierre suggests bringing more guns inside schools, there are currently NO guns allowed at the NRA Convention. For safety reasons.

The Cleveland Guardians have played five postseason games. They have won four of them. Oscar Gonzalez, who wasn't even on the team's 40-man roster six months ago, has delivered the winning hit in three of them.

The New York Yankees were 167-0 in postseason history when leading by multiple runs entering the ninth inning- until tonight.

Cleveland had been 0-41 in its playoff history when trailing by multiple runs entering the 9th. Only the Tigers (0-45) had lost more such games without a win.

There it is. Donovan Mitchell is now the first player in Cavs history to score 30 points or more in his first three games as a Cavalier. #Cavs

Going to be a really fun basketball season in Cleveland. #Cavs

I’m biased as an NBA junkie but there’s nothing better in Cleveland than when the Cavs are good. The crowd is going berserk on every basket for two straight hours in a late October game against an average team

JD Vance is anti-choice, anti-worker, and anti-democracy. He's made a career of bashing the working class and is the worst possible choice to represent Ohioans in the Senate.

as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days

Another US election, another "Land doesn't vote, people do" style map showing the election results.

Now that Trump has been allowed back on twitter, Never Forget why he was thrown off. Spread this everywhere.

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

A block of House Republicans should get together with Democrats to pick a speaker to run a coalition government, which will moderate the House and marginalize the extremists.

Trump congratulates Donovan Mitchell on scoring 71 thousand points for the Cleveland Caviars. Did I do it accurately?! 🤣😂

The Browns have made some intergalactically stupid moves. Firing Kevin Stefanski would be near the top of the list.

Your SSO service has announced a breach.