whoever came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

its all about the he says she says bullshit

Real

My favorite thing about life is laughing. It’s nothing like a good laugh man

now this is the kind of nepotism i can get behind

yeah you cute, but will you clean my glasses for me when my shirt isn’t the right fabric

If ur not drinking with me ur drinking against me

pride month is in 3 days....

You think the Itsy Bitsy spider gave a FUCK about the rain?! Climb up the spout again, bitch. Lock in.

Bonnaroo Day 2 Canceled By Insane Clown Posse Faygo Floods

no gigi perez, no avril, no olivia, no rachel chinouriri, no hozier, no rainbow kitten surprise, no wallows. this place is a fking prison

pickles are great...until you're in one

if i was on Love Island i wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama i would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. they’ve got that giant beautiful pool and nobody’s using it

This is me on a boat

Huda vs Ace in the booty off: #LoveIslandUSA

my feed split between Love Island and WWIII