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White people don’t get their teeth done 🤔

Beast Games is kinda hilarious

My dog doesn’t know how to act around strangers because she doesn’t be around strangers.

Why aren’t Jim Carey movies streaming anywhere? What’s the conspiracy?

Never forget the time I was supposed to go to a sex club and the person I was going with let me sleep through the whole party 🙄😩 I was truly disappointed

It’s cold AF in this conference room

I need to catch up on my 9-5 work so I can do some creative shit, on the clock 😂

The ignorance of ppl in the world is WILD.

And the audacity that follows the ignorance is even WILDER

Waaayyyyy too many recognizable faces in my dream last night. People I haven’t seen in person since freshman year of HS. WTF does that mean?

Of course I check my best friends locations if they don’t answer my call. They are MY best friends!

Anytime someone says they “didn’t like” something y’all come with the wack narrative that it went over their heads.

Who asked Slim Thug to start talking and when is he going to stop?

One thing I’m not gonna do is sit on the phone with an attitude.

So now we gotta look at all yall wearing boot cut jeans…I hate it here!

The only thing I kept after my last situation ended was the weed man…best decision I could’ve made 🤭🤭🤭

Yall really be convincing yourselves that you love somebody that you don’t trust and I hate that for yall.

Love ain’t the only feeling that starts with L, ya gotta start choosing your words better.

My toxic trait is that I’m HIGHLY FUNCTIONAL in chaotic/toxic situations. Fuck around and have YOU thinking shit really IS sweet.

Since life is stressing me out like a toxic nigga imma need like 20lbs to fall off me…I feel like it’s only fair