I just want to be famous enough that Chipotle gives me free burritos 🤷🏽‍♀️

In New York, I ALWAYS have my headphone on blasting music so I don’t hear the noise. But in Texas, those headphones come off. You see the difference?

Saying you don’t have an opinion is okay.

I swear SAM SMITH songs are like horoscopes...EVERYTHING applies! ♥️🤣♥️ #howdoyousleep

The day I have nothing on my ‘to do’ list, I will retire ✌🏽#probablynever

13 Reasons Why trailer 👏👏👏 #bookedforfall

Curate people in your life like it’s your Instagram feed 🧐

“At the end of a project, there’s two products. There’s the thing that you ship, but more importantly, there’s what you have learned.” — Jonny Ives

I have reached a new level of tired - cold brew doesn’t work anymore 😴

you’ll outgrow a lot of people when you start doing what’s best for you..

Support at workplace makes everything worth it! 👏

There is a difference between grow up and glow up 💁🏽‍♀️ #ISaidWhatISaid

Getting married during a pandemic must be an “emergency” 🤷🏽‍♀️

It will be March again in 4 months. Let that settle in.

This feels like a TV show that has been on air for too long

1200 calorie diet is for toddlers and chickens 🐓. Please stop starving yourselves!

This feels like being stuck behind someone at a Costco aisle

This year ends in 2 weeks and I am still shocked.... what the hell was that? 😭

Collusion at its finest 🤣

And I thought “teacher’s favorite” was only a thing in school