When a bodybuilder says "I beat that guy", what he really means is that both of them went on a starvation diet for a few months, days before a show they dehydrated themselves like a raising, sprayed on fake tan, smeared themselves in baby oil and stood on stage under bright

When you finally decide to stop being nice and start being kind, you actually have to take a long journey through the valley of the shadow of the asshole as you recalibrate It turns out that true kindness is actually a combination of ruthlessness and compassion

Pro tip: if Elon announces he will be competing against you, quit.

“I want to make a quadrillion dollars” See? Announcing a goal is worthless. Only progress towards it counts.

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My 1 year old eats better than most of you: - high fat cow’s milk - sweet potatoes - carrots - broccoli - bone broth - chicken thighs - greek yogurt - in-season fruit

The problem with politicians is they ask themselves "how can I trick the stupids to vote for me", not "how can I improve the country".

Weak people will literally suicide their country.

“I was just following orders” does not excuse you of war crimes.

I'm just gonna leave this here.

WOW that's a great way to look at it

England proved us that politeness is a weakness.

If an alarm woke you up, it means you didn’t sleep enough, which will severely lower the quality of your life. Fix this by moving your bedtime earlier, but more importantly, move your dinner earlier, so your body finishes digesting the food and can actually rest while you sleep.

It’s a safe bet to assume the winner will keep winning.

I will never max out my barbell squat or deadlift ever again. I prefer to not rape my joints, thank you very much. Instead I will train higher volume with lower weights using kettlebells.

Maxing out your deadlift is terrible for longevity. 5x5 is plenty.

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Extreme situations can be useful to more easily illustrate a point. Here's an example: let's say you are in a room with a dude, who, 10 seconds from now, will push a button that will detonate a bomb large enough to kill everybody in the world. Your only choice is to shoot him