NATIONAL HOLIDAY TODAY HOLD UP

hey guys. um so say i hypothetically worked at a big tech company and hypothetically spilled some diet ginger ale on the big um servers in the back room and now a lot of stuff is going wrong. what should i hypothetically do

"You know who else briefly went offline?" -Youth pastor

I love that the name orangutan means "human of the forest" or “forest person” in the Malay language. They were just like “oh yeah that’s the forest guy” and it’s an orangutan

gay people always have two accounts and one is like “i am horny” and the other is like “i am so sad” and one of them will be private…but which one it is will depend on the person

This is propaganda. Not because Superman believes in climate change, but because the message is that the most powerful being on Earth somehow decided the only way to enact change is to politely ask those in power to do it.

You get what you pay for.

Kissinger is going to outlive every bush-era war criminal and i don't know what that means.

I tried to take a picture of my terrible cat looking at me innocently after she darted in front of the one car that came by during our walk, but the camera was blurry and she just looks like a cryptid.

I am going to close tor to play genshin and thus will probably see y'all again in another two weeks. ironically if you want to contact me tumblr may be the best bet trekfaerie.tumblr.com

he be kiIIing people and still be able to text back. don’t settle for less ladies

logs on for first time in months to post blackbonnet mv i made to love like you from steven universe #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd youtube.com/watch?v=O_Z677…

also made a blackbeard-focused mv using nothing good from centaurworld #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd youtube.com/watch?v=sHqEvy…