When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted. Turns out that is 9 pm.

I hate to be dramatic but this is a fireable offense

Keon Coleman is 22 years old. He is a young man, just starting life. And today the owner of the football team he plays for spoke his name like he was a failure and an embarrassment. We learned a lot more about Terry Pegula today than we ever wanted to know.

I saw a woman walking her dogs and asked, “What are their names?” She said, “Calvin and Klein.” I said, “Like the underwear?” She smiled “Yeah, They’re boxers!”

You can really tell when a woman is looking at a face she ain’t used to looking at.

Opposing fans keep saying Hurts was carried to a Super Bowl while their QB hasn’t done it himself. Do the math.

The Great White Bison PR machine will be talked about for generations

They don’t make black women like this anymore

Nigga took way too long to cheat for me .

why do ads never buffer but the actual video does?

I would in fact, never clean for them again! 🫶🏻

Y’all buy parrots bc they can talk but all of a sudden it becomes a problem when the bird is black? Crazy work

A mixed bag of champions. 🏆

Keon Coleman somehow became the sacrificial lamb for the slander Josh Allen was supposed to get

this is why shampoo has instructions

May whatever he read in his ex’s phone never find me bro

Wait till she finds out she’s known as “Barack Obama’s husband”

We have to be honest about this player. His legacy is built on a game that he lost, an MVP award that belonged to Lamar Jackson, and the NFL expanding the playoffs to 7 teams.

when your girl gets sleepy and she thinks it’s bedtime for both of y’all

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: AJ Brown pulled his car over in the street to give a young poor kid who was selling candy $500 so he could buy a PS5. Brown is a local hero in his community. A memory the boy will never forget ❤️👏