Same. x.com/MobyDickatSea/…

Huge if true. x.com/BrianCooperGeo…

big, BIG shouts to my AK forest friends. x.com/AK_Forestry/st…

On the Q headed uptown rolling next to the W at pace, I can see a girl braiding her boyfriend's hair. A lot of stink in the world, but I'll be damned if there ain't a whole heck of a lot of good ish out there too.

Big fax machines. x.com/dances/status/…

Food review for the night is Henry by JJ @ The Live Hotel: Even if the place weren't so hyped, I'd be underwhelmed. While our server was pleasant, the FOH just plain dropped the ball. An honest good luck to them in the future. Thanks for following!

There's a woman on this 2-hour BoltBus that's open-mouth scarfing what smells like a sour meatball sub. Thanks for following!

Ay Spotify - can we get som'n to let us know how much time we got left in a song on the widgys?

If you let it, life will take you on such a ride. Thanks for following!

Huge if true. x.com/OneTrickTofani…

I've seen a lot of snappy looking people these past couple weeks, but the gate at JFK for this flight to Austin might be the most fashionable set yet.

I have a terrible fear of getting so lonely that I settle for someone I'm not proud to show off. Thanks for following!

Ain't that the tooth! x.com/MobyDickatSea/…

Huge if true. x.com/BigIndianGyasi…

Gordon Ramsay is an acid rock porno bully..but goddammit can that man cook. Thanks for following!

Hate is a strong word. I HATE people that say they're spontaneous. Thanks for following!

The only kind of beer goggles I get are the ones where I seem a whole lot funnier and good looking than I really am.

Music videos of overweight Colombian men covering Sia is my new compass for 2019.

At this point visiting my ig feed is basically just shoppibg.

No one gives as little thought to taking a call in public as an old woman. Thanks for following!