the truest bravest beautifulest miff

*Buys you miserable, non-binary candy for Valentines Day*

Sometimes there are things to retweet and sometimes there are not

the inner child in me is open mouth coughing on the inner child in you

I be online and forget I can say stuff on here 🧍‍♀️ just in a slop consumer pit sometimes ngl

I don’t like the automatic translation that’s been going on here. I don’t want to know what the French are saying.

Wearing platform Uggs and yoga pants makes me feel like a beautiful Clydesdale horse

I love sitting in the bathtub

I have tweeting stage fright

You don’t fw bedtime like I do

All I wanna do is eat poached eggs 🥚

I don’t want to live in Rape World anymore

Yawn

Living a measly carbless lifestyle

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Should I tweak out?

From poop water to poop perfume, I’m amazed by the innovation that’s underway in the field of sanitation: b-gat.es/2fWXxTy