computer snapchat might be the worst designed website of all time

can my football team please be good for once

I’ve begun scouting.

Just found out my future wife has a boyfriend. I will be greening out tonight in honor of my broken heart.

Update for all of my loyal fans who are def anxiously awaiting my status: I am currently about to green while approaching the TSA line to fly back to Boulder. Shit.

Samantha is not ready for some Scrootie magic #munch

103 degree fever and ordered chipotle DoorDash because it’s the only thing I could stomach. This poor excuse for a chipotle bowl has me genuinely considering never going again.

I miss chipotle brisket

Fuck you Snapchat

Tyler “Beaver Basher” O’Connor Alix Earle is AIPAC goy slop

Did the world's first gay people try swordfighting first, or did they just instinctively know to put it in the ass

#ProBowlVote Osama Bin Laden #ProBowlVote Hitler #ProBowlVote Lane Kiffin #ProBowlVote Epstien #ProBowlVote Kevin Patullo

I fw these Seahawks uniforms heavy

I’m convinced none of those lax reels accounts are ran by kids who’ve been in college

my brother (13) made this ?

FREE TORY

vespera Go to bed, Alone at Prom .

JUST WOULD YOU LET ME KNOW, I CANT TAKE HEARTBREAK FOR OH SO LOOONNGGGG

You’re telling me this is the same machine that single handedly kept me at a 3.5 gpa while pledging?

Do females even exist bro