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Scott Hanscom

@hscanscom

Writer, Angie Tribeca. Grocery Shopper, Vons.

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March 17, 2075: We ran out of un-radiated nutrient packets, but the good news is, on tonight's season finale, Young Sheldon finally died.

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Touche, Man who reached around me to hit the Walk Button thereby insinuating I look like a person who has never crossed a street before

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ME: Hi, I'll have a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger. CASHIER: Sir, this is a Wendy's. ME: ... CASHIER: ... ME (head hung, softly): A Son of Baconator.

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"And another thing" I scream, turning and stopping in the middle of the street, "A bus wouldn't slam into someone at full speed without at least trying to avoi--"

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SURPRISE. The new season is coming this weekend. Watch ALL of season 4 starting this Saturday starting 8/7c, only on @tbsnetwork. AND DON'T CALL ME ANGELA.

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BOBBY: So who are we making over this week? BOBBY: Guys? BOBBY: What's going on? BOBBY: No... Please no-- KARAMO: It's you, man.

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Was it a good use of my entire month of September to draw all the lyrics of LIZZO's Truth Hurts in MSPaint? youtube.com/watch?v=g0xPBl…