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Monday Biscuitball vs. HRL Mariners! Pox Mip (SP1) Night (SP2) Sarge Out: Griz (rehab assignment)

We didn't give up any runs (again) tonight vs. HRL Mariners. Gm 1: 7 or 8 or 9ish-0 Gm 2: 9-0 Sarge grand slam. Smallpox got recognized by a fan who said he saw him at Dairy Queen last week.

We split our biscuit with the HRL Aces tonight. Gm 1: 2-1 us (9 innings) Mippey and Dumpy duel. Nightmare with a walk off ground out. Gm 2: 5-1 them 2 of their guys hit 2 run dongs. We didn't. Since we lost, Griz is now allowed back on the team.

Merry Grizmas! Griz is back! We play the HRL Reds and HRL Trash Pandas 🗑🐼 at Harley. Pox Griz (SP2?) Mip (SP1) Night (SP2?) Out: Sarge (Letting Griz have his moment)

Griz returns and hits a walk off (10 run rule) HR vs. HRL Reds and pitches a shutout vs. HRL Trash Pandas 🗑🐼. Gm 1: 14-4 Gm 2: 9-0 Griz also is back as co-admin of Twitter so watch out.

Due to the HRL Mets not being able to field a team, and rejecting Biscuit provided subs, our games will not be happening tonight. We are attempting to work with them on a reschedule date. If we cannot come to terms on a date, we will be gracefully accepting 2 Ws. HRL: Twin Cities

For the first time all season... we are at FULL STRENGTH. Sorry HRL Chihuahuas. More importantly, place your bets.

We did our best Lugnuts impression and swept tonight vs. HRL Chihuahuas Gm 1: 3-0 Pox with 2 dongs. Mippey pitched. Griz played great defense. Gm 2: 10-3 Nightmare pitched well until an awful 6th inning. Sarge was there.

Good news: Full squad again. Bad news: Eagan. Pox Griz Mip Night Sarge Pitchers tbd. Willing to take suggestions.

Why can’t they make it? Not enough guys? Did you offer to help them find a sub and they denied? We know what that’s like. #ContractTheMets

I wonder if Sanchez is the nickname will throw a hissy fit to get the HRL Mets contracted like he did the 2013 Rockies. #ContractTheMets

Biscuits survive 2 in Eagan. Gm 1: 12-10 vs. Space Cowboys Mippey vs. DaVinci duel went way off script. Most homered from both teams. Gm 2: 2-1 vs. Eagan Hops Griz pitched masterfully and homered. Mippey with a dong. Sarge robs a 2 run HR.

Biscuits are forced to go back to Eagan for the 3rd time in 6 days. What did we do to deserve this torture? Pox Griz Mip (SP2) Night (SP1) Sarge

Biscuits get out of Eagan with two more W's Gm 1: 13-0 (4 inn) vs. A's. Nightmare perfect game and a grand slam. Gm 2: 5-1 vs. Vibes Public Relations Griz didn't get out at the plate, but his baserunning was atrocious. Epstein pegged Mippey twice as well. Back to Hopkins.

Tonight we become daddies to Daddy's HRL Tourists (again). Hopefully there's no Fists to Faces, but no promises. Pox Griz (SP1) Mip (SP2) Night Sarge

We sent the HRL Tourists packing twice. Gm 1: 6-1 Griz pitched well. He also hit a ball 200 feet. Nightmare 3RHR. Gm 2: 3-1 In the 5th inning, the field was surrounded by squad cars, lights flashing and remained there for the rest of the game. Face fled the scene.