My fiancé just told me that she would continuously sniff her farts as a kid to prevent others from smelling it

Pretty sure my fiancé is a witch. She just folded a fitted sheet on her own.

This tweet is just for a pleasant reminder to my fiancé, whenever she happens upon it, that I love her with every fiber of my being 😘 ❤️

My future wife and I just put deposits down on our wedding bands and I can’t stand not being married to her any longer. <80 days to go

I’ve been saying my fiancé is out of my league since we started dating. But when an old lady on the street abruptly stops and says “she’s way more attractive than you,” shit kinda hurts.

Let it be known that my 25 year old fiancé does not know how to properly blow his nose 😂 #RelationshipGoals #relationshipquotes #25

Why didn’t I think of that?!? 😂😂 marriage is gonna be so fun #lovemyfuturewife

Forgot to let our few followers know: this is no longer an engaged couple Twitter... CUZ WERE MARRIED!!! 💍 ❤️ 👰🏼🤵🏼

My husband just asked me what a brassiere was #sillyhusband #itsabradummy #relationshipgoals #ilovehim

Marriage is eating cookies and milk when you don’t want to because your wife doesn’t want to eat alone ❤️