Manchester United have reportedly agreed an £85m fee with Leicester City for Harry Maguire. Leicester may not be able to spend the money right away, though, with the Scotland Yard keen to investigate them for daylight f*cking robbery.

54 with 4 left. A bit behind I reckon so need an Auba goal tomorrow night.

Corinthian's triumphant 5-a-side team from the opening of the Sports Club building, early 1980's. Tenuous World Cup link given yesterday's draw. Interesting choice of kit! All the best for the Hoops visit to Chichester City today.

𝑩𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑵𝑬𝑾𝑺 Ahead of our opening game on Saturday 13th August at 𝟰𝗽𝗺 Our squad has hit the headlines

GOAL: Metropolitan Police 1-1 CORINTHIAN - Oscar Housego (45' pen) #IsthmianLeague

𝙁𝙐𝙇𝙇 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙈𝙚𝙩 𝙋𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙁𝘾 2️⃣ 𝙫 2️⃣ 𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙖𝙣 𝙁𝘾 #TheHoops look to welcome Met Police FC to #TheFarm on Tuesday night for Emirates FA Cup First Round Qualifying replay Come on #TheHoops 💚🤍

𝐒𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 Skipper Oscar Housego ©️ picks up #TheHoops very delayed player of the month for September scoring 3️⃣ goals 💚🤍

𝙁𝙐𝙇𝙇 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙑𝘾𝘿 𝘼𝙩𝙝𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙘 1️⃣ - 4️⃣ 𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙖𝙣 𝙁𝘾 #TheHoops leave Oakwood tonight with a deserved 3️⃣ points under the lights in the The Pitching In Isthmian League against VCD Athletic Football Club. Great performance 💚🤍

Great to see the Hoops win today with a late penalty converted by Oscar Housego. John you must be thirsty!

Congratulations to The Hoops Number 10 Oscar Housego for making his 3️⃣5️⃣0️⃣th first team appearance this evening 💚 Oscar marked this milestone by scoring the winning goal from the penalty spot this evening ⚽️

💯 Goals, countless assists, and a fair few penalties.. Congratulation to The Hoops 🔟, Oscar Housego, on 100 First Team Goals 💚🤍

At the end of the season Our Gaffer is leaving So we wrote him a poem But no words will show him How grateful we are Hes taken The Hoops so far The last 10 years have been fun But the time has come So let’s end on a high As we say Goodbye To the one and only Michael Golding

Thank you. An end of an era! 🐐 #GoldingBall