i can't believe germany is coming for it's best result in 6 years 24th

The big bottle of soy sauce is empty. Inner chaos-voice: “Fill it full of Diet Coke and casually sip from it in staff meetings, just to freak people out?”

The Simpsons did it again🫣🫢

My favourite part of the book 😂 #WillyWonka

Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience in Animal Crossing: New Horizons a thread

now in therapy for life but it was cunt!!!

Eurovision fans will tell future generations that this is the Oompa Loompa, Willy and The Unknown from the Glasgow Willy Wonka immersive experience:

Omg I tried to recreate the Kate Middleton picture in ai and they’re all smoking cigs???

(misunderstanding LGBT slang) That outfit makes you look like a cunt

The fact that it's so easy to confuse etymology and entomology is just one of those linguistic bugs

Deja vu

Ireland is now in the 4th place in odds to win Eurovision Song Contest ! 🚨🇮🇪

Very moving moment with The Corrs playing and Aer Lingus flying overhead

Domestic abuse is 38% higher when England lose If you are unsafe after the game tonight, call the Domestic Abuse Helpline 📞 0808 2000 247

You can't write comedy like this. 15 seconds of nonsense and then BAM the wide shot takes your breath away. 10/10.

goodbye forever brat summer.

I think Pete Buttigieg could save the Democratic Party and win the presidency in 4 years if he continues to debate in his is clear and level-headed way, and becomes straight and more racist

Donald Trump announces Konstrakta as Minister of Health.

My feed today consisted of 3 shitposts / misused reddit memes from that billionaire guy, some antisemitism, some drivel about Tommy Robinson and a few things about immigrants. Time to call it a day here If I do have any followers, I'm benjiih on 🦋