good for her!

logging on for the first time this century to say oppenheimer? more like floppenheimer. total snooze!

every time i open this app the algorithm exclusively shows me age gap discourse and red scare (both sides of the spectrum) no wonder the internet isn’t fun for me anymore

i may still be unable to cook chicken but I have made my own pumpkin coffee cream and delectable tofu ramen in the last 24 hours

i just think it’s crazy to comment on a letterboxd review that is more than a few months old like some people are writing essays of condemnation on reviews from a decade ago. who do you think cares? certainly not the person who made the original post!

i think men reach peak beauty in their 40s

massive flaw in Patrick Bateman’s skincare routine: he uses way too many exfoliating products

if you’re still talking about “girl math” and “men think about the roman empire” like any of it matters you’re a raving lunatic

just a girl desiring her seasonal treats (pillsbury halloween sugar cookies) and unable to find them bc The Man (canada) wants to restrict my freedom