You don’t need to get me for anything this Christmas but the promise that if you speak at my funeral you do so through the T-Pain microphone

Witches who are also transphobes … gotta be one of the craziest combos ever

I want to make a jazz band where all our songs are based around Norse mythology and call it Jazzgard

Hex yeah, let’s rock !⚡️

Omg are “ska” and “skanking” etymologically linked?

Aw yeah Rick Jones canonically had a ska phase I love him even more now This comic is about Luna Snow going punk which is cool but Ska Rick Jones is what hits the deepest🤘

Ugly duckling syndrome but instead of growing into a beautiful swan or some other comprehensible waterfowl you turn into a super hot phoenix so a lot of ducks are still like “tf is wrong with you”

Pumped ALL THE WAY UP ⚡️🩵🌟

For those wondering I’m 80/20 bi/pan (80% bi/20% pan)

Hey do y’all think since I’m nonbinary I could get away with slaying the Witch-King of Angmar?

Pictures are suffering from inflation due to AI image generation, so while a picture used to be worth a 1000 words, they’re currently valued at about 233 words

Ice sucks. This winter has been a reminder of how much we all hate ICE But you know what’s good against Ice? HOT Hot melts cold, that’s how it works So come see HOT Apollo play The Pilot TO this Saturday ✨ Or just check us out on Spotify or wherever 💖

Man I always got bad vibes from Richard Dawkins, now we know I guess 🏝️

I was on a grocery run today and I saw this Pomeranian that was just an orb of fluff with little black shoes that covered its entire legs so it was just a fur sphere with boots and I didn’t want to take an unsolicited photo but I had to share its glory with y’all so I drew it

Omg this is a strong contender for hardest thing that ever went

Wow now I’m learning world news from a rave invite

Tbh if I could use nail polish on my eyes I would, there are so many awesome options