I feel like there’s a greater than 50% now that Disney comes out with a Vader limited series at some point in the next few years. I have nothing to back this up but fan sentiment and Hayden saying he wants to keep playing the character... oh and money. Lots of money.

From a panel of me, the word I chose for this tweet is “boring”

James Webb telescope photos, but of the pores on my face

Remember when people enjoyed things?

Marvel: 25 movies and TV shows planned out for 10 year stretches. All prevised. Zero confusion about execution. Star Wars Sequels: haha look at this guy

It pains me to say this, but “ouch”

The Rehearsal is one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen

Nobody in history has ever been more convinced they’re about to win a billion dollars than every single person I’ve talked to today

The $1200 they sent to you is the problem, not the 2 Trillion they sent to Wall Street. That shit was tight.

Okay, those are all great points, but what if… and I realize this is far fetched… Trump was just a criminal?

Word on the street Trump left the doors open cause he heard a team of Female Body Inspectors were in town

Dropping off a suit at the dry cleaners: “When do you need? How’s 6 months from now?” Uhhh, I probably need it before that. “Okay, how about tomorrow at 8am?” Yeah, that works.

As soon as someone claims to be a “free thinker” I know their entire belief system

Landlord: “Rent is due.” Artists everywhere: “Yeah, I know. Do you accept exposure?”

The kid in the Shining, but instead of say red rum he says…

“Lol Elon is truly running Twitter into the ground. RIP” he writes after his first 4 hours of daily scrolling

So about that…