What kind of jackass leaves 6 pizza rolls in the bag?

But you should know that you're the only one.

Pandora is fucking with my head tonight 😣

Our conversations are not normal 😂

My boyfriend LEGITIMATELY just asked me when Valentines Day was 😂😑

I wish it was, but it's really not uncommon for me to make myself physically ill with worry.

⚾️ is back! #FridayFeeling

Ever notice you haven't had a good cry in awhile so you just sit down and let it all out for no real reason? It's like a soul cleanse.

14 days doesn't sound like a long time until you tell me that's how long I have to go without potentially even talking to my best friend 😔

College 😉 Housing: $2,980 Meal plan: $1,457 Books: $1,429 Enrollment: $4037 Air: $3,272 Grass: $2,284 Sidewalk: $3,284 The sun: $8,381

Kind of need to clean my apartment. Kind of need to lay in the couch until I have to be at work in 5.5 hours.

Some things never die...like instinctively knocking twice after locking Diary of a Wanderer out of my apartment. #truebfflove

Finding a missing sock is like Christmas morning to an OCD person.

Just looking for someone to tell me it's ok to call off work tomorrow because I am completely exhausted. By someone, I mean Diary of a Wanderer

My boyfriend might as well hate me. It's fine.

I wish I had a friend who commented #jackassalert on everything sarcastic my bf comments on my social media. It would more amusing.

Where is the loyalty? Diary of a Wanderer

My boyfriend's life consists of food, talking politics, and overwatch.