Dear Tory MPs, Next time Boris Johnson asks you to go to bat for something you know is wrong… Like withholding kid’s meals, pumping sewage into our rivers, or propping up a corrupt MP… Just remember he’ll U-turn and leave you hanging like fools when the public outcry comes.

More like exorcise him. #SackReesMogg

Move along. Nothing to see here, just #LiarJohnson dOiNg He'S bEsT. Shame his best always seems to involve wholesale corruption and hiding away from any form of official scrutiny.

Says it all, really. #JohnsonMustGo

Christ. The current speaker of the HoC is limper than the spinach I accidentally left in the salad drawer of the fridge for 10 days. At least Bercow had some bollocks about him. #JohnsonMustGo

This scumbag is my MP. Well, only when a good photo op comes along, otherwise he tends to vanish. Obviously learned well from his slobbering master.

If you search ‘Brexit’ on Twitter there are no posts by people talking about the control they’ve taken back, no posts about their new freedoms, no posts about how much richer they are, no posts about cheaper prices. In fact Brexiters are mostly silent. 🤔

Bloody hell. #PMQs a complete shambles yet again. #LiarJohnson totally out of his depth as usual. At least the Speaker seems to have grown a pair this week.

A government Minister just confirmed in Parliament that there are no minutes to the meeting(s) that took place between Lord Bethell, Owen Paterson and Randox as part of Randox being awarded £600 million of contracts without any kind of tender or any process. This is corruption.

A very worthy thing. 😃

Do you think Brexit is a disaster?

2016: Oh no 2017: Maybe it won't happen 2018: We can still stop it 2019: Oh FFS 2020: Now what! 2021: Replace this awful liar 2022: OH CHRIST ALMIGHTY. Stop voting Tory.

Shortest premiership in history was George Canning who lasted just 119 days from 12 April 1827 til his death on 8 August 1827. On current form I reckon Truss could edge it you know.

lol

Fuck these thieving Tories. I've only lived in the UK since 2005, and I've already lost count of the amount of unelected PMs we've had. They've all been shit as well. #TrussOut

Why is #mymassivecock trending in the UK? This is a trend I can't get involved in. 😂