Me: *gruesomely hunched* Installed another spine Coworker: 4th one right? Me: Mhm Coworker: Just finished a little project of my own.. *wrapping a segmented arm around me* all wrists Me: gimme a quick squeeze, crack my back HR guy: *skittering in on 100 fingers* No Squeezing

WHY DOES HE MAKE THAT FACE I’M CRYING????

Movie: My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Rainbow Rocks Language: Turkish

to smithereens has to be the worst way to get blown.

a big spider and she says stuff like "isn't he something? [chuckles] i first encountered him in what i like to call the Infinite Midnight"

Probably my favorite twitter interaction of all time

Me when I randomly hear Short Skirt/Long Jacket out in public

epic fights that what

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her biggest enemy being behind her…

not the ppoomf stealing a tomato…. (petpet oomf) im sorry petpets