This has become one of my best sellers. I have it available for California, Washington, Texas, Rhode Island, New Jersey, and there are more to come. If you want a state that isn't available let me know, and I'll make it for you. etsy.me/2zE6Xm1

Breaking News: I have it on good authority that President Trump does *not* get his lovely orange color from a spray-on tan. Instead, he has a special process that sprays him with finely ground Doritos® so he tastes as good as he looks.

There's a new Quick Hitts podcast available for your listening pleasure. "I Have No Idea", which will increase your knowledge by approximately 0%.

When I become president I won't have statutes removed or changed. I will, instead, have their heads removed and replaced with a sculpture of my head. And just for fun, they will all be bobbleheads.

Trump refuses to debate Jo Jorgenson. He's afraid she'll kick his ass. Donny is afraid of a girl. #donnyisscared

You need to use multiple exclamation points too, preferably at the end of every sentence, along with a call to WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!

If you miss the Quick Hitts Podcast, you may enjoy my latest project - President Bob. The first video in the series went up today. youtu.be/H2pik_0I6zY

Episode two of President Bob is now avaiable for your viewing pleasure. youtu.be/D-GAYGVBSKA

If you miss the Quick Hitts Podcast, you'll probably like my new YouTube Channel, President Bob. youtu.be/sqQLNDWEL-w

I've released the fourth episode of President Bob. Bob takes on taxpayer-funded stadiums. youtu.be/erEJMXTHews

Because of equipment issues (I ran out of hard drive space) I haven't been able to make new President Bob Videos. So here's a short to hold you over until the next one. youtu.be/Q4H7iO60FfY

If you've been missing the Quick Hitts podcast, check out my latest project: President Bob. youtube.com/channel/UCDMzI…

After being a customer for ten years, I'm abandoning Carbonite. More than a week ago I asked for help backing up a new external drive and they haven't bothered answering. Suggestions will be appreciated.

You can learn economics in three easy steps. Seriously, it's possible. youtu.be/Z9t-p4Sotp4

The final episode of the Quick Hitts Podcast is now available for your listening pleasure.

A Horse With No Name sucks. It's a stupid song I hope to never hear again. President Bob can't outlaw it, but he has another way to keep it out of our lives. youtu.be/wZM9r_991H0

Behold, the White House Cat: youtube.com/shorts/ECuCL_B… #cats #cat

President Bob announces a new American Slogan, and the removal of a horrible saying that festoons government signs, websites, and other government propaganda. youtu.be/IzPszx2qBDc #mindyourownbusiness #motto #slogan #seesomethingsaysomething #myob

Here's a little short for you.