I bet Abe Lincoln would rather go watch another play rather than this debate

Mrs Toad: “you’re going to sell your meme coins when they pump next, right?” Me (a toad):

What my phone sees while I scream “BUY COWARDS” as my meme portfolio tanks

Pump Alert $USUG awesome Narrative don’t be offended it’s just a joke!! Buy or cry CA FBkbD3nvgQmRsikG7WSB36dHRpZpsU5vNK22rRhyq919