𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝 [Jord Hammond] Fujiyoshida-shi, Japan

Facebook has reminded me that 4 years ago today, we were at the top of Nosi above Ullensvang in Norway. 950m up in 35c heat, but it was bloody awesome. #Norway

Build me an AI that knows what day the bins go out over Christmas and then I'll believe it is taking over.

The Bridgewater Canal at Worsley. #photography #ThePhotoHour #Manchester

"I have forty four BILLION dollars and a name." "What is the name?" "X" All the depth of a puddle.

Mossley, Greater Manchester. #photography #landscapephotography #ThePhotoHour #Manchester

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£2.10 on the Euromillions AND pay day?

So hang on, this guy was right?

Mossley, Greater Manchester. #photography #ThePhotoHour #urbanphotography #manchester

Vertical pano looking out from Hartshead Pike towards Manchester. Squint to see Fiddlers Ferry, the Mersey Gateway Bridge and a lone dog walker. #photography #ThePhotoHour #landscapephotography #manchester

Great morning having a tour of Shakespeare North Playhouse. Really interesting and an amazing building.

Clown leader, with a clown cabinet, making us look more of a clown country by the day. theguardian.com/environment/20…

My idea for the X logo! What you think?

Finished #wolf on iPlayer. Hints of True Detective and Funny Games and ultimately, completely bananas.

Interest rates going up for the 14th time in a row in the hope of stemming inflation, but sure 'weather'. bbc.co.uk/news/business-…

Only me in office. Work buddy texts asking me to liberate a plantpot from someone who'd nicked it. Shovelled the plant into another pot with a wooden spoon from the canteen. Turns out they meant the plant as well. Now reshovelled into original pot. Made a right bloody mess.

So no Lavia then. Our transfer policy seems to have regressed to what it used to be in the mid to late 90s. Drawn out haggling that amounts to little, or in some terrible cases, Phil Babb.

The worst part about this is the correct spelling is also on the box.