A: What was the quote that made us want to start tweeting? B: I don't rmb, you took too long to sign up. #registrationstruggle #movingon

All my thoughts are thoting? #justathot #butreally #justathought

"We're gonna be best friends, but he just doesn't know it yet."

Is Jesus a virgin?

A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

If you hung out with a narcisstic for two week straight, it's an experience.

This bus smells like weed. My kind of ride

There is such thing as white French slaves? Oui are.

Talking about nail polish with Polish girls

I got intimidated because she was wearing underwear only. Intimate or intimidated?

Eventually, we should be able to rent Live TV for specific dates or even shows. Nawmean? Can u make this happen, @TWC ?

Join the movement. Take action and become a #globalcitizen. glblctzn.me/2agRrxw

Bonnie & Clyde > Crazy in Love > Drunk in Love > Drug in Love #beyoncé

Arthur Mariano, you're so fine