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''It's true. I've seen Rooks's homeworld, no comparison'' Max would be proud of Ben

They say aliens will visit us in 2027

MY FIRST EXPERIENCE WITH A MICROWAVE ??? IT SPINS OH MY GOD

Extreme Heat Warning

Can we teach Europe how to install air conditioning and in return they teach us how to build public transit?

Simon can do what he wants

For the first time since May 2010 there will be new episodes of South Park, Futurama, Family Guy and King of the hill airing at the same time

"Care to join me in a belt of scotch?" "It's 9.30 in the morning!" "Yeah, but I haven't slept in days..."

“I am sorry.” said Frog. “That hat is much too big for you...” “No,” said Toad. “This hat is your present to me. I like it. I will wear it the way it is.”

I mean... It's just a big door?

Guilty.

I thought they were going to keep pushing until the chicken came through the bars like the T-1000.

Peggy might rightfully get stick, but this is the hardest line in the whole show. "I hope you do go on living forever as the unhappy person you are in the hell you have created here on this earth. I hope you live forever. I really do.”

Ummmm lmfao!! Someone’s in trouble lol

Lateral move.

straight baller

Weed… not even once.