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Every couple of months I have an insane DJing related nightmare and wake up PANICKED

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“They athletes, we ARTISTS”

The worst part of content being so intertwined with the game as a producer/DJ is how everyone looks like they’re being held at gun point to dance to their own music

Playing music in Japan tonight for the first time. Wish it was a CavemenMakeFire set but I’ma be dropping our shit regardless and I am SO excited 😁

If you put the toilet paper roll on backwards you are WRONG and I will fight you

Dear algorithm, I am a: -person who would like 1 million dollars. Please connect me with: -someone who will give me 1 million dollars

NOOOOOO NOT YU YU HAKUSHO 😭

Moving outta NY is cool until you get hit with a random craving for a Jamaican beef patty

In response to discussing a baboon: “That’s the one with the funny ass?”

Kevin McCallister is a domestic terrorist

when u pitch songs to spotify playlists they ask u to "tell the story behind the song" which is very funny bc like most of us just make songs in our room and at the end its like "ok this one is called.... Collapse" the story is i stared at ableton and didnt go outside for 2 days

“Wait have you seen the notebook?!” “The gay cowboys???”

Babybel cheese is not a meal substitute Babybel cheese is not a meal substitute Babybel cheese is not a meal substitute Babybel cheese is not a meal substitute……

Having now experienced Disneyland in person, I can say with 100% confidence that Disney adults have a mental illness

putting in two zyns after 11 beers

GODDAMMIT GEGE WHYYYYYYY?!