I typically don’t say negative stuff. But Lord, not everyone needs a Podcast. Some of these folks ain’t talking about nothing. Just call your friends on three way.

If you don’t like Beyoncé’s new song it’s probably because your drivers license is suspended and you have 2g Cell Phone service.

You didn’t even say my name…baby I said, “PERIODT” #cassie -#Yungmiami

If I send you this “📖" know your a$$ is about to get read!!😂😂😂

The reason why you’re not focused on your life is because you’re focused on some else’s

People who eat Licorice, Candy Corn, and Arby’s are getting into Heaven first

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

I know you have the urge to tell those Heffa’s how you feel, some things are better kept to yourself. You’ll thank me later.

Them: Why is my refund $10000 less than the previous 2 years? Me: you told the truth #accountinghumor

Random Hoodness!! One of the hardest hitting verses in a song is featuring Lil Wayne I ain't ever ran from a 🥷🏻 And I damn sure ain't bout to pick today to start runnin 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Carry on!!

I’m literally at the age now, where if I don’t want to do something I can literally say, “not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin. 😂😂😂😂 #over40humor

Have you ever looked at someone and said to yourself, “I feel like you've been taken off a plane while people applauded”.

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Are we at a point in our lives where we don’t care what we post?

Omg, what would you do if this happened to you?

Me:Canceled my Subscription of $39.99 Automated: Keep it for $19.99 Me: Cancel Automated: Keep Subscription for $2 Me:🙄🙄🙄 so ya’ll overcharging $37.99

Sometimes verbal apologies fall short, and meaningful actions are just as important. However, neither is sincere if the behavior continues. It all depends on the person and how the apology is received, whether verbally, through actions, or both.Justin McLamore

Some of ya’ll sit in those exit rows, knowing good and darn well you’re lying. You ain’t helping you’re hollering!!

I was stabbed 18 times on my daughter’s 3rd birthday.

We can’t be the new grandparents.