Fortnite is flipping magical at Christmas!!

Dressing like Elizabeth Holmes to go to the car dealership so the salespeople take me more seriously.

WW3 merch, really!? What is this hellscape!? 😩

Sheesh 😬

ALT: Harry Styles track list. White text on a yellow background. I know. I know. #accessability

People living in London don’t understand how lucky they are to have Chipotle.

Reviews for Stray are in. 🥺

It’s interesting to me how much I stared to love exercise almost immediately after finishing education.

I’m sorry but removing Parks and Rec from Netflix while we were in the middle of watching Lil Sebastian’s memorial service was the last straw.

Me watching my lightening tracker like:

Pam and Jim were the worst couple in The Office and this is a hill I will die on.

Merry Christmas from DPD xoxo

In November I gave birth to identical twin girls at 29 weeks, today we finally got to take both of them home. Nora and River ❤️

I want to kiss the forehead of the person who invented the Mamaroo.

Pregnancy hormones made me cancel my Netflix subscription because of this.

A little 3D for Easter! 🍳 #3dart

Psychedelic bouncing! #illustration

The typographic party that is 1960s Milwaukee bus passes. Many more here flickr.com/photos/4705841…

I’m going to live my life with the confidence of a white man thinking he can control that sub with a PlayStation controller. ✨

Thanks Mc Donald’s 👍