this is my little guy.

I’m back from the death metal show.

Anyone else remember how good this shit was

I’m playing baldurs gate co-op with my husband. When I asked why he wasn’t romancing anyone he said he doesn’t like the pointy ears on the ladies. HE THINKS ELF WOMEN ARE UGLY. This is amazing to me.

Eternal work struggle: not mistyping ‘consulting’ as ‘consluting’

I hope when I see manowar they play my song (most of them)

Should I see Tim capello play a goth club in Newark.

Listening to: Sabbat! It is new.

Highly prescient

Fuck it I’m listening to ride the lightning

Quoting again for void witch day

Omg blood incantation nooo I have enough merch already oh god there’s a beach towel

Yes I am a childless white woman in my late 30s and yes my dog is my entire life

Just wrote to a client ‘Thanks Dough’. His name is Doug.

Her majesty

New blood incantation video is dope

how your email finds me

Anytime I worry technology’s advancing too far, I try to use the internet browser on the tv.

Think I’m late to this if anyone’s still here 🥺