The DWP has just informed me that I need 5 more tweets about hanging myself before I qualify for PIP

Fun Enjoyer’s mum (he’s dead) you could get one of these for in the bath

THREE. STRAIGHT. DERBY. WINS. 🙌

Sorry for liking your 4 hour old tweet brother, twitter switched me to the for you tab and it was two scrolls before I realised. Won’t happen again.

These fucking things from Toy Story still unnerve me to this day

Reminder that for all the Tory party loves to talk tough on immigration their views are indistinguishable from the FBPE crowd. Looking forward to this cunt losing his seat

Fun Enjoyer’s mum (he’s dead) 19 games unbeaten in Ligue 1 for Will Still's Stade de Reims. Here are some interesting facts about Will Still: 🔹 Youngest manager in the top 5 European Leagues 🔹Doesn’t have a professional coaching license 🔹Reims has to pay €25,000 every game until he gets one 🔹Learned co

Am I tough enuss- tough enough? Hell yes I’m tough enough!

soon

Hell yeah Nigel Farage ROCKS

Everything is prepared and I shall be blowing my brains out the second Rachel Reeves announces the first tax increase

Can’t recommend this enough btw, so much nicer than the horrible east end one in the Johnny Foreigner section of the supermarket

When I die before releasing scratchycast they’re gonna get the demo tapes and make em into a song featuring Elton John like they did with ghetto gospel