I feel like I can never just enjoy good news. Whenever we get a bit of good news, it’s always followed by absolutely shit news, of no relation, and to be frank I’m starting to get quite sick of it 😔😔😔😔

I thought having laminate fitted downstairs would be a good idea until my child (even barefoot may I add) is slipping over 24/7 like I’ve just installed our very own ice rink in the house 🫠

My grandma bought some of us (her daughters and a few granddaughters) theatre tickets for Christmas and we went today. When we got to the train station she got out a bag and handed us all a bag of wotsits and galaxy ripple each for the show. My heart can’t take it 😩🥹🥹🥹

Something I find hugely therapeutic about writing out strongly worded emails

River has taken the framed wedding photo me and DK and put it on his bedroom window sill 🥹🥹🥹 all the feels

Nahhhhh Aldi Stores UK do better please.

My nan puts her washing up bowl in her garden every night before bed so she can wake up and see if it rained through the night 🥺🥺🥺

I’ve had some time to think it over, and I’m going to kindly decline on this occasion Jack x

River has just told me I’m a terrible mum. His reasons…. Because I told him to lie down in the bath, and because I’ve just told him it’s sleep time. 🫠🫠

Having the Olympics on my tv is like the new Friends or David Attenborough, comforting background tv I can dip in and out of

I never get tired of hearing River call Beetlejuice “Pickle Juice” and Mike Myers “Michael Jackson”

Pisses me off when places automatically put cinnamon sugar on your churros without asking… it’s a big fat no from me. Cinnamon sugar is a choice, and my choice is a firm NO.

I would have quite literally phoned the police if I’d saw this in my house

YEP.

Walking 60k in June for our Ollie 🧡 justgiving.com/page/beckykell…

IVE FINISHED MY 60k IN JUNE. BUT, I’ll keep walking and keep fundraising because it’s to save lives like Ollie’s 🧡 justgiving.com/page/beckykell…

Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it is

Right that’s it, gonna have to start selling feet pics x

I live for the drama #SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives