"A disembodied voice said I look ugly in this new top. Cheers, bruv. Can't remember when I asked."

Squint. x.com/anenigmaticmin…

"Stop with the bloody French, you goddamn creme brulee." x.com/anenigmaticmin…

"I'm not surprised." She breathes out a cloud of smoke in front of his face. x.com/anenigmaticmin…

"I'm willing to bet my male self is just a filthier version of me with a willy."

She scowls. "Jesus. This is a new low even for a French man. Haven't you got manners where you're from?" x.com/anenigmaticmin…

"... What's the catch, escargot? I'm not sleeping with you, if that's what your dirty little French mind is gettin' at." x.com/anenigmaticmin…

"I can tell by how neat it is compared to your (our?) actual mess." x.com/britishcynic/s…

"None in particular. Though, I can tell whoever made this is nothing but an amateur." x.com/britishcynic/s…

She shakes her head. "People today, yeah? Too lazy to even pick up a goddamn satanic bible." x.com/britishcynic/s…

She scowls in disgus. "Brilliant. Nothing's /better/ than a bunch of little shites runnin' around with a demon." x.com/britishcynic/s…

"Right. Listen here arc de triomphe, if you want a /date/, you better grow a bloody pair and fuckin' ask." x.com/anenigmaticmin…

She narrows her eyes again. x.com/anenigmaticmin…