When my laptop is slow it fills me with the deepest darkest rage. I’m on the train and trying to contain it (the rage that is) is so painful 😂

I can’t wait for avatar 2 . There I said it.

You know when your eyeliner doesn’t match and your like ‘Awh well, you know, theyre sisters not twins’ …. Today mine are distant relatives.

Was everyone at the MCR gig??? Even my niece was there 😂😂

I got asked what I study at uni again just now. I’ll share my anti ageing secrets with you all soon

Does anyone know how to make or source fake vomit?? Very important.

What is it where everything feels like a dream? Not so much dissociation cause I still feel in my body. But I just don’t feel real - or in the real world. A blessing in stressful situations.

Ask and ye shall receive... #DevilsintheDark is back for Season 2!! Join Helen Anderson & Danni Howard for a whole new season of wild crimes to get into! podfollow.com/devils #AudioboomStudios #truecrime #podcast

I can’t believe things from the 2000s are being considered vintage 😂

YAAAAAAAAASSSSS Helen Anderson and #DevilsInTheDark is back!!!

Ok fine, 90s style is back … I get it. But I have one question, where are the inflatable backpacks?!

I feel cheated. We’ve been taught that brown bread/ wholemeal is better for us and so subconsciously aware, I have always opted for brown. I bought a loaf of white because I was feeling crazy… AND FUCK ME WHY HAVE I WASTED SO MUCH TIME 😭😭

Darth Vader is also Mufasa so having Star Wars in in the background is a bit confusing at times

Most of the videos I share with my bestie are different potato based recipes. Not ashamed.

Thanks The Highwomen for spending 2,808 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Crowded Table. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/3iyG1du…