Please pray for my mother. Nothing’s wrong with her, she just enjoys drinking milk.

The guy on the left with the kettle bell has 100% never been to a gym before.

My mom just dared me to “have a boyfriend for at least a year.”

Ok but why do I keep getting bullied on the internet for using Apple Music lol

This guy’s got a small penis. I just know it.

Being a Weird Al fan is the best and only acceptable cult to be a part of. I am gladly an active member.

I’d love to roundhouse Mitch McConnell at least twice.

Please dear lord

Me: obsessively watching the Georgia senate results on Google My Refresh Button:

Leaked image from Tr*mp’s computer:

BREAKING: Trump’s Webkinz account suspended indefinitely

When the syllabus says that you need a 95 in the class to get an A:

And not a single mask in sight during a global Pomeranian. SMH🤦‍♀️

The America the Beautiful/Let’s Get Loud Mashup is something I never thought I’d hear

Bernie in mittens is probably the best thing to happen to me ever

Everyone in upstate NY:

They better not pull a Jan as Madonna on Rosé right now #rupaulsdragrace

This is how everyone be driving into the fountain on Main Street in Geneseo.

Rosé all the way! 😍 #TeamRosé

#SQUADGOALS GeneseoXCTF women finished third at the NCAA Division III Outdoor Track & Field Championships, the best finish (men or women) in Geneseo history. #OneKnight