A world with no ketchup is like a world with no fluffy clouds or pink skies. It's like a world with no tulips or light rain pitter-pattering on the porch in June. It's like a world with no hugs or kisses. But luckily, we live in a world with all that and lots and lots of ketchup.

how does someone only eat one packet of tomato blood. feel like u guys are lying about that

tired- “spooky season” wired - “gonna eat a bunch of tomato blood season”

i bet kids would love it if u handed out tomato blood instead of candy

don’t speak to me until i’ve had my 57 bottles of tomato blood

do u think i can air fry tomato blood or no

tomato blood implies the existence of tomato hearts. has anyone looked into this

hear me out tomato blood fondue fountain

i don’t know who needs to hear this but tomato blood

just found out humans call tomato blood ketchup?? lol weird

something about throwing tomatoes at performers on stage just doesn’t sit right with me

if 80% of the ocean is unexplored how do scientists know for sure there’s no tomato blood down there

one of my favourite things about being a vampire is being able to eat as much tomato blood as i want. my second favourite thing not dying ever

do NOT give tomato blood to the raccoons who hang out by your trash bins i repeat do NOT give them tomato blood 😳

a lot of people don’t know this but tomato blood is actually caffeine free

pour one out for tomato blood season. see u all next year 💕

Check in on your fries they are dry

The secret to life is at the bottom of a pickle ketchup bottle

Remember, most people only post the highlights! But every day I eat ketchup is a highlight, so yeah, #2024 has been epic.

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